Plutonium not Available at O’Reilly Auto Parts. Plutonium is used by the on-board nuclear reactor which then powers the Flux Capacitor to provide the needed 1.21 Gigawatts of Electrical Power. Plutonium is required to properly operate Flux Capacitor. (You can also click that link to see a bigger version of the image above, assuming they haven’t taken the listing down - and they almost certainly haven’t, for reasons we’ll get to in a moment.) Once there, you’ll also see they had fun with it. But don’t take my word for it: the actual webpage is here. The item, as the screenshot says, is “not available for purchase” and, if you check back regularly, you’ll find it’s perpetually out of stock. They’re the only auto parts dealer to claim to sell Doc Brown’s Flux Capacitor. They also have some novelty items, naturally, but this one is special. Like any other auto supply store, they sell the basics - brake pads, car batteries, windshield wipers, and more. That’s a screenshot from the website of O’Reilly Auto Parts, a U.S. Rather, as a fiction Admiral from another sci-fi franchise would say, it’s a trap. But it isn’t a joke - even if it seems like first blush. Which is what makes the real auto parts store offering, below, impossible. The formulas on the paper barely resemble math. That’s a rough image of the design for his flux capacitor, a made-up device which allows one to turn a gull-winged Delorean into a time machine. Emmett Brown is better known as Doc Brown, the mad scientist from the Back to the Future franchise of movies. A vision came to him, and what he saw looked something like this: On November 5, 1955, a man named Emmett Brown had a tragic slip-and-fall accident - while standing on a toilet to hang a clock, he lost his footing, bumped his head, and began to hallucinate.
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